And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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