Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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