I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Randomize
