Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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