when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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