return my video game
Having a random hookup so left but love u
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize