No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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