dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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