I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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