we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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