i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I have aggressive nipples.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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