I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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