JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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