I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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