Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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