that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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