hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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