Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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