went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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