i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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