fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Can you bring me the toilet please
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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