your parents love me but you hate me
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The feeling are messing with the penis
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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