Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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