Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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