Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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