we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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