i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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