good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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