she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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