Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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