jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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