About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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