Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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