Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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