i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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