Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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