I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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