Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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