I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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