(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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