oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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