Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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