? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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