i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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