Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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