when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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