Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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