tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
where am i from again
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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