so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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