At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
As shirtless as possible
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I had to cum in my sink.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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