Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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