We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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