i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
