How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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